Have you ever looked inside your ears? It’s actually really gross. Since the phenomenon of YouTube, the public now gets to continuously binge watch gross (but weirdly satisfying) video clips of things like professionals popping humongous pimples and blackhead removals, and my personal gross-fetish — earwax removal.
I guess for me, this gross-fetish is because unlike pimples, everyone has earwax… just like everyone has snots in their nose. Okay, but unlike your nose, where the holes are big enough to stick a finger up there, or anatomically designed to be able to just blow the snots out when you’re in the shower or into a tissue — you really can’t do that with earwax.
So what do people usually do? Well, they stick Q-tips in there, which is a big NO. Instead of using them correctly, people tend to stick it into the narrow ear canal and end up pushing the earwax further into the ear canal, impacting it, and sometimes having the wax sitting on top of the eardrum.
Wearing earbuds also doesn’t help… basically anything put into your ears doesn’t help as far as wax goes, including hearing aids. Yet, ear cleaning is not something that most people even have second thoughts about though. Older people are also more likely to have a built-up of excessive earwax, lots of times it’s because older people wear hearing aids.
I suppose it’s because you can’t see into the ears with the naked eyes, so it doesn’t matter how bad your earwax are. Also, ENT doctors will tell you wax is good for you and don’t go digging around in there. Most of the time, people do not get their ears professionally cleaned unless they ended up at the ENT office because their ears are hurting or because the wax is so excessive and impact that it’s blocking the visual of the eardrum.
That’s how it came about with me.
Back in 2005, I had an earache, and because I was in NYC with great insurance (which did not require referrals), I went to an ENT doctor to look at my ears. The doctor prescribed me medication because one of my ears looked inflamed, but he also did something that was very interesting — he said I had a lot of wax in my ears, and then he inserted this small tube into my ear (a microsuction device), and it sucked up my earwax!
I was mortified to see the thing! I always thought I had good hygiene. Ewww.
My doctor’s reply to my repulsed reaction was that everyone has earwax, and mine definitely was not even that bad; and most people go their whole lives never getting their ears clean until they see an ENT who removes it for them with that nifty suction device.
It’s a weird feeling. The vacuum was loud, and I was worried it would damage my eardrums or hearing, but the whole thing takes less than 5 minutes to do (at least for me anyway). In the ear that was inflamed, he used a tool to manually remove it before using the vacuum on that ear. The tool was a weird feeling. It didn’t hurt, but you could definitely feel it scraping the wax off, and because that ear was sensitive due to pressure buildup in the sinuses and the eustachian tube, manual removal was done first on that ear — on the other ear, it just got sucked right up by the vacuum.
I had it done again in 2008, but this time it was just a cleaning I wanted and not because my ears hurt or anything. After I had it done the first time, I felt it was the same as going to the dentist for a cleaning… you want to keep up with the ear cleaning the way you do with your 6-months dental cleaning. I did not have it done again though, from 2008 until now in 2020… so 12 years already.
Mostly because circumstances changed. I no longer lived in NYC and did not have access to great services and multiple providers, and even the insurance I have was not as great as the one I had. Well, the good thing is that for the most part, Tricare is an EXCELLENT insurance and covers a lot of services that most other insurances don’t… the bad thing is you rarely get to see the same provider more than once… and you need referrals for specialists like ob/gyn and ENT.
Thankfully, I finally got a really great provider this summer who listened to me. See, for about a week or so, I had a feeling of fullness and pressure in my left ear (probably my sinuses), and she gave me a 12-visit referral to the ENT. My provider is great because she listens and isn’t dismissive of your concerns, so I was finally able to get my ears cleaned today at the ENT after she gave me a referral last week.
I was curious to see what it actually looks like in there, which is why I finally decided to be one of those YouTube binge watchers off earwax removals over the weekend. Ewww. I have no idea how my ears actually looked, but seeing all of these videos made me realize how “unclean” everyone’s ears actually are. If you’re able to, I’d recommend a professional ear cleaning at least once in your life time… preferably at least once a year if your insurance will provide for a visit to an ENT without a referral.
One of the cool gadgets I got to review recently is a digital otoscope. Now, they’re usually also marketed on Amazon as “earwax removal kits”, but I strongly advise against it. You’ll most likely do some damage to either your ear canal or worse, your eardrums, if you decide to use the otoscope to go scooping out wax… but it is interesting to look in your ears, and it is very addicting. Be warned, your ears are very gross, but you’ll become obsessive with checking on the wax, and you’ll have to fight the temptation to not stick your pinky in there to try to feel around for the wax and dig it out!
As for the professional cleaning at an ENT… your ears will feel as clean as your teeth does after your dental cleaning.
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